// Strawberry Pocky.

.Tuesday, September 23, 2008 ' 2:47 AM Y

"1000 YEARS OF PAIN! D<"

Guess what i found out today In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license...i don't want a hunting license JUST to kill a damn rat! they might as well provide the hunting license with the approval to kill humans with it!!!!! anyhow...i shall share a few things with you on what to do during your finals :

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

3. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

4. Bring a Game Boy. Attach it to some big assed speakers. Play with the volume at max level.

5. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.

6. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

7. Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.

8. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

9. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

10. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.

11. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

12. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ``I'm here, the phantom of the opera'' until they drag you away.

13. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

14. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

15. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

16. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a maths exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment ``Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.'

17. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

18. Do the exam on your laptop. Make sure the simulated keyboard noises are on.

19. Play frisbee with a friend on the other side of the room. Make sure to hit the instructor.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol in to the class. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

22. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

23. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told you so.''

24. Answer the exam with the ``Top Ten Reasons Why Teacher Sussman Sucks.''

25. Strip but leave your underwear on. Jump onto the table and shout "I AM SUPERMAN". Then rush out of the class saying "I'M COMING FOR YOU"

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If any of you people out there do this in your exams. Take pictures. Send them to me and i shall look at it and laugh. And give you a prize for being a nut case :). and that is all for now! BYEBYEE :D

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