.Wednesday, December 10, 2008 ' 2:39 AM Y
EDWARD CULLEN HUR HUR HUR
As you can see i will be killed by twatlight fantards with this post. but. WHO CARES! mwahahahaha!
but i don't see how people can find edward cullen a.k.a twinkle toes hot. he's a 108 year old virgin vampire stalker with a sparkly ass. i can rub glitter on my butt too and call myself a vampire. but his sparkly-ness is not all that useless. i can tie him up and hang him somewhere and use him as a disco ball.
Bella Swan. one word. PATHETIC. for a main character all she can do is SWOON over twinkle toes and expect to be rescued by the whole world. she's also supposedly has every guy/vampire/werewolf after her. its like "oh she's so plain and ordinary and oh so common and her blood smells supposedly delicious, oh! i want her so much" kinda thing. pathetic. but the stupid thing is even tho bella has mortal men chasing after her too, she goes for the sparkly vampire. i guess she just likes her men cold, dead and SPARKLY. BLEHHH.
The story or should i say the book its mostly just about Edtard going "BELLA. I LOVE YOU! BUT...I"M DANGERRRRRRR-OUS" and then a few more chapters its the same thing. blehhhh. I PWN HIS SPARKLY ASS!!!!!!!!. muahahahha.
Tawtlight fantards are going to KEEL me. BRING IT. i pwn twinkle toes cheap sparkles. bwahahahahaha. i wrote a parody on twilight. i can't post it tho. there's too much violence and gore in it :D.
Bleh, so bored. waiting for abby to come backkkkk. so yea. i'll be going off now! byebye!
