.Monday, December 8, 2008 ' 4:48 PM Y
Taste The Rainbow
Hiiii, i'm bored and updating. sue me. currently eating a sandwich. my dad bullied me on the way back from picking me up from emily's house. this is what happened:
Dad: i was about to disown you.
me: why!!!
Dad: i'm about to disown mandy too.
me: so mean! what about justin!?
Dad: he's still at home so i have yet to disown him
me: then what about michelle? she's still in australia
Dad: i've already disowned her.
me: so mean.
few minutes later
Dad: now how do we get back from here...
me: i don't know. i don't know this place at all!
Dad: you, useless.
me: what? i don't drive now, do i?
Dad: useless.
another few minutes later.
Dad: aha! there's a signboard here. *reads it out loud*
me: where? where's the signboard? oh i see it now...but i can't read it.
Dad: why? oh yeah you need glasses. blind daughter
me: i'm not blind!!!
Dad: crippled.
me: since when was i crippled!?
Dad: crippled blind daughter.
me: I"M NOT BLIND NOR CRIPPLED!!!!
...another few minutes later
Dad: now where are we...
me: i don't know. how am i supposed to know?
Dad: useless.
me: horrible father.
Dad: i think i know where we are...
me: you think? that's rather reassuring. *sarcastic*
Dad: isn't it?
me: we're lost.
Dad: no we're not. we're right here!
more minutes later...
Dad: i think i know where we are
me: didn't you already say that 3 times before?
Dad: hmm, we can either go straight or go left...
me: just go straight
Dad: nahhhh, lets just turn left for the heck of it.
me: WHAT!? IF WE GET MORE LOST ITS NOT MY FAULT!
Dad: yes, lets go left for the heck of it!
dad got us back on the right road later and then took me to the supermarket with him.
later in the supermarket.
me: dad look! i found 20 cents in my pocket!
Dad: wow! so rich!
me: what? i can get the trolley with this 20 cents!
Dad: yes yes. you rich girl you.
me: dammit you.
another few minutes later. on the way to the car park.
me: *carrying all the stuff* its heavy...IF I GO SHORTER BECAUSE OF THIS ITS YOUR FAULT.
Dad: *nods*
me: horrible father.
Dad: *takes the plastic bag*
me: nevermind. you don't have to help.
Dad: oh no, i was just trying to take out and open a yakult for you.
me: ...yakult is in this plastic bag...*takes it out for him*
Dad: *gives back plastic bag and takes two yakult out*
me: *takes one yakult from his hand* thanks ALOT *sarcastic*
Dad: your welcome!
on the escalator.
Dad: *puts finished yakult bottle on the moving railing of the escalator*
me: daddy! don't litter!
Dad: *talking to the yakult bottle* bye bye! make sure to write ya?
me: DAD! *tries grabbing it*
Dad: *blocks my hands*
me: don't litter! D:<
Dad: lalalala~
me: *manages to grab the empty yakult bottle* horrible father. you're not a very good role model now are you? -.-
Dad: mhmm.
and yes. after that there was more sassing. and dad kept pulling down my cap and lifting up the hood on my jacket and said i looked funny. my dad is mean. my room is cold. i'm now afraid of the cold thanks to abby's room. HER ROOM IS FREEZING. minute you enter its like a blizzard hits your face. but i guess that's all i'm gonna update on. i guess. i'm getting boreeddd. so byebye!
