.Thursday, April 9, 2009 ' 4:31 AM Y
"who said anything about adam?"
Eve (Hebrew: חַוָּה, chavvah; Arabic: حواء, Hawwa; Ge'ez: ሕይዋን Hiywan; "living one" or "source of life", from Hebrew ḥawwâ, "living", "life", from ḥāyâ, "to live"; ultimately from the Semitic root ḥyw) was,
according to the Book of Genesis,
the first woman created by God,
and an important figure in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
Her husband was Adam,
from whose rib God created her to be his companion.
She succumbs to the serpent's temptation via the suggestion
that to eat the forbidden fruit from
the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil,
would improve on the way God had made her,
and that she would not die,
and she, believing the lie of the Serpent
rather than the earlier instruction from God,
shares the fruit with Adam.
As a result, the first humans are expelled from the Garden of Eden and are cursed.
but you can't blame everything on poor eve here.
without knowing between good and evil, we wouldn't have things
like the internet. or the television, nor the phone.
if she didn't eat the fruit.
we would have been all in the nude.
probably the only thing to cover up a few parts
would be a leaf or two.
frolicking in gardens with lions and sheep.
we'd be oblivious idiots.
see, without eve, the first woman.
we'd all be mindless retards skipping in the fields
with nothing on but a leaf.
and only god knows how it sticks and stays in place.
now no offense.
i'm just in a bad mood.
reason being why, guys are such jerks.
now this isn't applying to all guys.
just this one particular guy from my class.
women would be fine without men.
women are dominating.
get that into your heads men.
next thing you know we'll be in charge.
domineering with a whip and in high heels.
now, being me. i'm a lover not a fighter.
but i can put up a fight if i want to.
i'm competitive and stubborn.
when i'm not in the mood you better stay out of my way.
you'll be obliterated.
disintegrated.
skinned alive.
crushed.
utterly pulverized.
there's another guy in my class.
such an idiot.
he's rude.
he thinks he's all that just because of his height.
GUESS WHAT.
I"M NEARLY AS TALL AS THAT IDIOT.
HE SHOULDN"T BE RUDE IF HE WANTS ME TO MOVE.
SAY "EXCUSE ME"
HOW HARD IS THAT.
DON"T JUST GO "MOVE"
I"LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.
KICK YOU BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
I"LL EFFING CASTRATE YOU.
AND AFTER JUST GOING "MOVE"
I WAS LIKE "CAN YOU PLEASE NOT BE RUDE?"
AND HE EFFING WENT "OKAY, OKAY. MOVE"
I WAS LIKE WHAT THE CRAP!?
WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY MANNERS HAVE YOU GOT.
and no, i'm not only angry of him for that small reason.
there's a WHOLE load of reasons why i'm angry at him.
he thinks he can bully and order the whole wide world around.
just because of his effing height.
and he's not even THAT tall.
HE"S ONLY A FIST TALLER THAN ME.
AND THE OTHER GUY.
HE"S SUCH A JERK.
HE FREAKING FLIRTS WITH EVERY GIRL HE SEES.
DURING OUR HISTORY CLASS.
ALL HE DID WAS FLIRT WITH A GIRL.
HE CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT GIRLS.
FLIRT WITH GIRLS.
AND TALK ABOUT DISGUSTINGLY LEWD THINGS.
OH GOD.
I JUST HATEEEEE JERKS.
!*^@#!*&%@#
okay. anyhow.
moving on.
from angry phase.
would anyone want to come to my school's carnival?
:3
over and out!
i'll talk more about the carnival another timeee!
see youu.
love chels! :D
