.Thursday, May 21, 2009 ' 9:38 PM Y
"I'm gonna walk through the valley."
GOOD AFTERNOON.
today i will share with you my adventures.
i was walking through a small jungle.
just south west of where i stayed.
admiring the greenery, i looked for some clovers.
hoping to find one that was of four leafed.
but to my dismay there were no clovers at all as i looked
out of the blue.
THIS BIG BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED INSECT
CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!
it tried to bite me,
to get at hold on my blood.
i shook it off furiously and ran back to where i stayed.
i got ready my armor and charged back into the jungle
to where the huge monster was.
it was hiding.
i could sense it near me.
watching me.
ready to come attack me again.
i stood there, a nervous drop of sweat rolled down my face.
remembering all i had was only a can of insect repellent with me.
i was at a disadvantage.
it lunged for an aerial attack from above.
but i managed to dodge its blood sucking attack,
sprayed it in the eye with the insect repellent
as it fell to the ground.
i sprayed the can for the remaining
repellent fluid within it and aired the poison into
its blooded sucking head.
it struggled and twitched furiously
as the poison seeped into its body.
and finally it had died.
with a feeling of triumph.
i happily marched back to my home.
opened the door.
only to hear my dad ask
"fought with the garden?"
and my reply was
"yes, with a dengue mosquito in fact."
and that's the end of my adventures!
and yes i just made me trying to
kill a dengue mosquito with repellent.
when repellent is clearly meant for repelling.
so uberly cool.
i rock. :D
over and out.
chels.
the insect slayer.
protector of the divine.
hohoho.
